President Bush announcing his decision to appoint former New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick as the new US Attorney General

Bill Belichick Script by Dood Abides

Wilflipson Show Theme Music by b-side records

Additional original music written and performed by Wilflipson

Graphic by Deek Skusting

Wilflipson Show Theme Music by b-side records

All other music written and performed by Wilflipson

From the audio book, we bring you Chapter One: A Dangerous Mission.

Script written by special guest writer Barrett Brown, co-author of Flock of Dodos: Behind Modern Creationism, Intelligent Design & the Easter Bunny.

Wilflipson Show Theme Music by b-side records.

This one’s dedicated to CNR, R.I.P.

Wilflipson Show Theme Music by b-side records

Graphic by Deek Skusting

Wilflipson Show Theme Music by b-side records

This episode was produced by Wilflipson Show Co-Producer Albert Reinoso and is the first episode of the show produced by someone other than Wilflipson, who was moving The Wilflipson Show compound to the West coast. Wilflipson had only this to say:

“Due to the recent firing of Marty Schottenheimer as head coach of the San Diego Chargers, my compulsive stalking of him has just been downgraded from ‘disturbing’ to ‘pathetic’. Enjoy the show.”

Graphic by Deek Skusting

Release #21 of The Wilflipson Awareness series in which we release our most popular bits each weekday throughout the month of February. Today’s release, “The Oval Office Interview”.

Graphic by Deek Skusting.

This is the final release in this series. The Wilflipson Show will resume a normal release schedule in mid-March with an all new full-length episode.

Script by Jonny Rod and Wilflipson.

Voices by Vince Miller as Dick, John Nevin as Dubya, and Deek Skusting as Popeye.

Release #20 of The Wilflipson Awareness series in which we release our most popular bits each weekday throughout the month of February. Today’s release, “Inside the Actors Doodiehole”.

Fart humor is for all to enjoy. Add some Lipton soup mix and this is what came out. Apologies to Al Pacino for using him but it wouldn’t have been as effective if he’d been interviewing some of the misses he has on like Billy Joel (he’s an actor?). The title was the hardest part of this bit…that’s how easy it was.

- Albert Reinoso a/k/a I’m Cartwright

Release #19 of The Wilflipson Awareness series in which we release our most popular bits each weekday throughout the month of February. Today’s release, “Eight Word Poems”.

8 is my number. I was born on 08/08. I have 8 tattoos.

I’ve been writing 8-word poems for a couple of years now, and currently compiling the best 88 of them into a chapbook, entitled (what else?) “8″.

I’m a believer in less is more. My interest in 8-word poems was born out of an appreciation for the haiku, and inspired by a poet I heard on New Year’s Day a couple of years ago. He read a series of 11-word poems, and I recall thinking: “He should edit those down.”

The 8-word poem below pretty much tells my story.

It’s no accident:
STOP signs
Have eight sides.

Lorenzo St. DuBois is the kind of guy who would eye fuck your wife and raid your fridge (not necessarily in that order, either). He would borrow your comb and get Brylcreem all over it. And then not give it back.

If you ever meet him on the street, kick his ass. If he doesn’t deserve it then, he will at some point.

- Steve Caratzas a/k/a Lorenzo St. DuBois

Release #18 of The Wilflipson Awareness series in which we release our most popular bits each weekday throughout the month of February. Today’s release, “O. J.’s Holiday Greeting”.

Script by Jonny Rod, voice by Matt Strout.

Release #17 of The Wilflipson Awareness series in which we release our most popular bits each weekday throughout the month of February. Today’s release, “Questions of Faith”.

I’m Cartwright came up with the genesis of this. A talk show about religion gone awry. I just added Dobson and this one pretty much wrote itself.

This guy spends his days trying to keep you from watching the naked channel. That alone means he deserves an ass kicking.

- Jonny Rod

Release #16 of The Wilflipson Awareness series in which we release our most popular bits each weekday throughout the month of February. Today’s release, “Paul Sorvino, a God Among the People of Afghanistan”.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Script by Ande Parks, vocals by Jameel Battle a/k/a J-Money

- Wilflipson

Release #15 of The Wilflipson Awareness series in which we release our most popular bits each weekday throughout the month of February.Today’s release, “Gary’s House”.

I’ve never met Jonny Rod, and I’ve got the feeling that the cosmic balance of the universe would be eternally ruined if he and I were ever in the same room. I usually don’t get advance warning whenever he’s writing a new script, but it’s always a good day when one of his surprises shows up in my inbox. “Gary’s” is one of his best pieces in my opinion.

This is another one of those bits that involved several people. Sir Bentley’s (Matt Dorman’s) delivery is one of the things that make this one work. I had mentioned earlier that he’s our go-to-guy when we want something that’s intentionally over the top, and this makes Crazy Eddie look calm and composed in comparison. Deek Skusting, Willis (Vince Miller) and Juan Vega (John Nevin) voiced the three perverts and the geography is interesting as they are located in New York, Kansas and California, respectively.

Deek Skusting is our in-house graphics guy. He started working with us a few months ago - the same time that our graphics took a noticeably major upgrade - but he’s someone I had known from years back in our rock and roll lives, a common thread with many of the staff on this show. The graphic for this was the first piece he did for the show, and it was used for our Holiday Spectacular; hence the christmas lights. The bar that makes the base of the graphic is actually a bar in Brooklyn’s notoriously fleazy Navy Yard. I should also point out that when I was editing and producing this piece, Deek was the guy who kept emailing me with the message to “add more farm animals”.

- Wilflipson

Ever see those bins at the Supermarket where you can get discounts on food with damaged packages? Or cheap clothes that have a little damage or something just a little off?

What if there was a porno shop doing the same thing? There’s some demented stuff out there, so what if there was a shop focusing on stuff so foul that it was just a too degrading for your average wrist jockey doing the 5 knuckle shuffle. A porn version of “The Ring” video.

The production on here was phenomenal. Really brought out that late night Channel 94 local commercial feel. This is really one of my favorite bits.

- Jonny Rod

Release #14 of The Wilflipson Awareness series in which we release our most popular bits each weekday throughout the month of February.

Today’s release, “Dubya, Dick and the Rapture”.

Further evidence that if we outlaw riding lawnmowers, only outlaws will have riding lawnmowers.

- Wilflipson

Release #13 of The Wilflipson Awareness series in which we release our most popular bits each weekday throughout the month of February.

Today’s release, “Voices from Beyond with Dick Clark”.

I wrote this script and cringed through every word. The bright spot? Hearing Dick Clark (Voiced by Chris Morciglio a/k/a DeWayne hey “HEY” hey Wade) say “I’m not dead and I’m not a pornographer”.

- Wilflipson